22 birthday

I don’t know about you, but I’m feelin’ 22.


Aka, happy 22nd to me. June 18th is a good day and I couldn’t think of a better way to ring in midnight than being with one of my best friends and my awesome boyfriend.

triple6y0:

aye-aye-captaaiinn:

infamousnfamous:

primsore:

if you ever feel bad about yourself just think at least you’re not a model for spongebob tampons

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who lives in the vagina of a young teen

SPONGEBOB TAMPAX

absorbent and yellow and bloody is he

SPONGEBOB TAMPAX

If intense bleeding be something you wish,
Then drop on the deck and cry like a bitch!

SPONGEBOB TAMPAX SPONGEBOB TAMPAX SPONGEBOBBBB TAMPAXX!!!

(Source: bootox, via killingmesoftlyxoxo)

michichichi:

penpeniel:

barack-motherfucking-obama:

deidaras-glittery-dildos:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

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*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

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What…?

Really guys? Let’s see about that.

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MOTHER OF GOD

Well I guess I might as well try it out too

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not that it’s gonna

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hOLY SHIT

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what have I done

yo hold up lemme give this a shot

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HOLY SHI T

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DEAR LORD THIS IS AMAZING

IT GOT EVEN BETTER!

(via killingmesoftlyxoxo)

eclecticpandas:

never knew there was this many shades

eclecticpandas:

never knew there was this many shades

dumb-human-like-you:

mangocianamarch:

I just love how this whole cast was so mentally in sync with each other. There is zero hesitation in anything they do. That’s what makes them the best improv group of all time. No contest.

(Source: filmforlife, via killingmesoftlyxoxo)

why are clothes so expensive like i want a jacket not another limb

(Source: josephasfoury, via umistakemeforstraight)

tessanetting:

pika4chu:

i saw this in the middle of walmart and broke down crying

LOOK AT WALMART HAVING SOME PUN

tessanetting:

pika4chu:

i saw this in the middle of walmart and broke down crying

LOOK AT WALMART HAVING SOME PUN

(via acciocuddles)

cute-overload:

A tattoo artist buddy of mine just posted an update of the leg prosthetic is is painting for a 2 year old boy. That kid will have a leg sleeve at 2… Totally the cool kid in preschool.http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

cute-overload:

A tattoo artist buddy of mine just posted an update of the leg prosthetic is is painting for a 2 year old boy. That kid will have a leg sleeve at 2… Totally the cool kid in preschool.
http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

(via remyheartscoffee)

waltdisneyconfessions:

“It makes me so mad when people accuse the Disney princesses of enforcing gender stereotypes. Some of the most powerful Disney villains are female. Doesn’t that prove that a woman too can have power?”

waltdisneyconfessions:

It makes me so mad when people accuse the Disney princesses of enforcing gender stereotypes. Some of the most powerful Disney villains are female. Doesn’t that prove that a woman too can have power?”

(via forgottenhestia)

hairyfootedtimetravellingwizard:

cuntagions:


Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.

I CANT BREAHTE

Dobby is a free elf

hairyfootedtimetravellingwizard:

cuntagions:

Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.

I CANT BREAHTE

Dobby is a free elf

(Source: brahminjuice, via remyheartscoffee)

(Source: sexdosis, via heartbreaks)

corsicans:

Home is Wherever I’m With You (par keyana tea)

corsicans:

Home is Wherever I’m With You (par keyana tea)

(via s-k-e-t-c-h-e-d)